"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr
The most unsettling soap I’ve ever seen
I want to rub it all over my nethers.
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
I CANT BREATHE
i think we found the opposite of nash greir